Monday, August 11, 2008

No, it's not covered.

The offshoot of "Yes, it is your fault," is "No, it's not covered."

No, it's not covered when you buy your policy after the accident happens. 

No, it's not covered when you buy a policy, pay one month's worth of premium, and never pay again. I realize that your insurance cards say it's good for six months, but that's only if you pay for it. 

No, it's not covered if you wrote the check every month so your mom would think you were paying for the insurance, but you never sent the checks in. 

And no, it's not covered if you didn't pay your premium because you moved, never updated your address, and didn't get a bill. 

Insurance is something you pay for! Stop wasting my time by telling people you have it when you know damn well you don't!


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