POS

If, by chance you drive a 1991 Honda POS (piece of shit, for the uninitiated) that is an R/T (rolling total loss, also for the uninitiated), and if said Honda POS has a different shade of primer on every panel, please do not expect a lot of money when our Mercedes bumps the rear of your vehicle, leaving no visible damage on either your primer red rear bumper or our shiny black front bumper. And if your primer black front bumper, being held on for the last five years with a rotting piece of twine, happens to fall off at the same time, yes, it is your fault that the bumper is no longer attached to your car. Technically, it wasn't attached before this minor collision.  It is not a result of the impact, sorry, nope, not possible, not with no visible damage to either car. And if, after a single visit to a chiropractor, you decide to stop going to work, yes, it is your fault when you are fired from your job at Wendy's. When you subsequently demand $10,000 for your pain and suffering resulting from this incident, and we choose to have you followed, yes, it is your fault that we have footage of you smoking a blunt on your exterior stairs. Here's a harsh reality of car accidents, people:  the ones who get huge settlements are the ones who are severely injured. Like the 18 year old girl with the fractured neck, or the 45 year old man with $150,000 in medical bills who can no longer work, or the family of the dead guy. Your pot smoking, no job having, pestilence breeding, "the world owes me something" ass is lucky to get that nuisance settlement we offered, instead of the jail sentence you could have gotten for insurance fraud. Be grateful you can still walk, Fucker.