Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Medical Records

I read them. All of them. Every last page. I've read medical records from birth to present.  And when you file a lawsuit, we get them all. Every last page. 

I've read more medical records pertaining to stranger's genital discharge than I'd care to ponder. Dick weeping? I now know about it. Dick not working? I know about that, too. 

Seeing your doctor for your fifth pregnancy test in two years, as well as that smelly discharge? I know about it, and wish I didn't. Here's a word of the day for you:  condoms. Try them. Amazing. Take care of the pregnancy and the discharge thing. Spectacular. 

Like to fuck other men, and your wife knows and doesn't care? Particularly because you have an STD? Or multiple STD's? Know about that now. Thanks. 

Remember that when you get involved in an injury claim, everything is fair game. 

Also remember that I'm not talking about people with serious injuries like fractures, internal injuries, scarring, etc. I'm talking minor impact claims, or claiming injuries that don't make sense based on the physics. 

So unless you're prepared to talk in front of a jury about all that personal stuff in your medical records, you may want to think twice about that lawsuit. 


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