But it's not.
Guy's driving down the street. Someone turns left in front of him. Accident ensues.
When he calls his insurance company, a statement is taken. Standard question in a statement is "Did you have any passengers?"
"Yes, a woman in the front seat. Oh, and a rabbit in the back."
"A rabbit."
"Yes, a rabbit."
"Stuffed, caged, loose?"
"Caged."
Alrighty then.
How about contact information for the human passenger?
Nope, doesn't have it. Why not, you may ask?
"Actually, she was a street walker I'd just picked up down the block. I don't know her name or how to get a hold of her. I dropped her off after the accident."
Amazingly, the claim rep did not ask about the rabbit that day; however, after significant pressure from his co-workers, he did ask the next time he spoke with the insured.
"So, why did you have a rabbit in the car?"
"Oh, whenever my girlfriend has dialysis, I take care of her rabbit."
Which could lead one to a second-hand story about a guy and a duck. . . .
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